Boy, aren't you guys a happy couple? He's hot. She's hot. They get together. A toast to the pretty couple! Turn a corner and see a couple. Sit at the bus-stop and see another couple. Shop in town and see an army of couples. It's a conspiracy!! Watching romance dramas is depressing. Feel the love between the leads before feeling unloved. Unfairrrr.

O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.