Ed Sheeran v.s Normal Guy

Normal guy: I really want to kiss you.
Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow.

Normal guy: Let's cuddle.
Ed Sheeran: Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms.

Normal guy: I want to hug you.
Ed Sheeran: I was made to keep your body warm but I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.

Normal guy: She's a crack whore prostitute.
Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man.

Normal guy: Marry me? 
Ed Sheeran: Settle down with me and I'll be your safety you'll be my lady.

Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely.
Ed Sheeran: 'Cause lately I've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt.

Normal guy: I'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you.
Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed

Normal guy: Expect me to drunk dial you later.
Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.

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