BFF Language

My extremely loving and endearing (HAHAHAHA) relationship with my best friend is pretty much:

Scenario 1
Me: Bro I miss you sia
Jacob: Dude are you drinking??

Scenario 2
Me: DUDE DUDE DUDE GUESS WHAT SHOW I WATCHING
Jacob: Porn is it
Jacob: Just admit

Scenario 3
Me: FUCK OFF!!!
Jacob: FUCK YOU HAHAHA
Me: FUCKETY BYE YOU TWATFACE
Jacob: You are a cunt ah