My parents are so qt~

(Mum whining after alighting from the Chrysler cab)

Mum: See! Tell you don't wave already from far I see I know is Aston Martin!
Dad and I: Is what?? Say again?!
Mum: Aston Martin lah! I got take before you think I don't know?
Dad and I: (Laughs our ass off)

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(Dad and I watching F1 practice)

Dad: Ah ah, you see, overshot.
Me: Why eh? Is it Singapore track lousy?
Dad: No lah is the timing, the brake timing zao then overshot lah.
Yknow why I know all these?
Me: ... Because you used to be a driver.
Dad: Aaaah, now yknow how to answer already~
Hurhahahaha!!