No, you shut up and fuck off

I'm actually not that big a dick that people paint me out to be. What I am is however, a big lazy ass who can't be bothered to explain myself. So... Ya. I'm nice to people who deserve it. But even if you don't, I simply can't find the effort in me to set forth an elaborate motion to fuck with you. So if yall with your messed up tiny heads somehow fucked yourselves into believing that I'm this evil bitch of a mastermind who orchestrated everything, then I will take that as yall thinking so very highly of me.

I humbly accept the compliment and henceforth thank you.

P/S Vulgarities are the most barbaric form of communication. If you can't muster the maturity in you to hold a decent adult conversation with me, you could at least stay classy like me just for image management's sake because trust me, every fibre in me wanted to (still wants to actually) curse the shit out of you and your ancestors. Tsk tsk shaking my head. I feel embarrassed for you. You've lived almost half a century in vain.

P/P/S I have amazing people around me who cheer me up just like *snap* that.